Fun for the Common People
When getting out of the pool…

sergiovargott:

Expectations:

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Reality:

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eradicatedelicacy:

Shakira, Shakira.

eradicatedelicacy:

Shakira, Shakira.

samdesantis:

princessfucknugget:

some days you do big things and conquer the universe and other days you’re really proud of yourself for making a spectacular grilled cheese and not killing yourself but either way it’s all good 

a very important post

hybridthry:

wearing all black today to mourn the death of my motivation

timeywimeyhobbit:

why does my body keep  producing acne why can’t you focus on more important things like growing wings or making me hot 

driftoffacliff:

date someone who uses their turn signal

thebitterfrenchcanadian:

don’t listen to them cody 

thebitterfrenchcanadian:

don’t listen to them cody 

surprisebitch:

on a scale of 1 to done

i’m

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cute gender neutral dating terms for the signs

nanamukuro:

Aries: dirt pile

Taurus: memer

Gemini: nerdlord

Cancer: ANGRY nerdlord

Leo: feisty young’n

Virgo: strategically draped piece of fabric

Libra: anime trash

Scorpion: le hawt nb yaoiz partner

Sagittarius: cutie patoot but also NEEEEEEEEERD

Capricorn: the coolest cat around

Aquarius: emotional wreck but MY emotional wreck

Pisces: avril lavigne fan

somethingclassysomethingvulgar:

missrobichaux:



fuckin’ fall, man